Ensley is great. The funniest things come out of that little girl’s mouth. I try to write them down so I don’t forget. Here are some of our favorite Ensley-isms (and just other funny things that make us chuckle). . .
We were changing Will’s diaper the other day. Ensley said, “Yook, Baby Will has tail.”
Will is known as “Baby Wheel.”
It’s not a pacifier, it’s a “passy passy.”
Ensley will just randomly proclaim her love for inanimate objects and things. “Oh, my new ‘wim diapers. I yuv my ‘wim diapers so much.” (’wim = swim)
Ensley has started to make this face when she is having her picture taken. Cute huh?

Ensley was in bed. We thought she was asleep because we hadn’t heard from her in a while. Nancy sneezed in her normal loud fashion. All of the sudden from Ensley’s room we hear, “Bwess you Ga-ma.” then nothing else. Ensley recognized Nancy’s crazy sneeze.
Will started crying. Ensley immediately found Will’s pacifier and put it in his mouth. She turned to me and said, “Say, Ensley, tank you so much find Baby Wheel’s passy passy.”
Me: Ensley what color of cup do you want?
Ensley: Umm, (looking down at shirt) pink. Pink match my shirt.
Has it happened already? I thought kids were supposed to pick out non-matching outfits.
Ensley will say, “I so happy. I so happy. Are you happy Mommy?” or she’ll say, “You sad Mommy? You sad?” “No be sad Mommy, be happy.” Ens always seems concerned about if I am happy or not–it’s nice to have someone watching out for you.
Every night Ensley “tucks” her baby into bed which is actually putting the baby inside her pillowcase. This particular night she “tucked” herself in too and got stuck.

Ensley: (Yelling from her room) “Mom, me need medicine.”
Me: Going into her room “What’s wrong Ens?”
Ensley: Me sick mom.
Me: What hurts?
Ensley: Me sick in my mouth. Me need some medicine.
I was sure Ensley was just trying to avoid going to bed. But we took her out and she wanted to sit on the potty. All of the sudden she started throwing up. That poor girl tossed ALL of her cookies. I felt so bad. She totally was trying to tell me she was going to throw up and I didn’t even believe her.
Nancy and I were talking about places where we could have a family reunion in the car one day. I mentioned that maybe we could have the dinner in a neighborhood club house. From the back of the car we hear, “Ruby (as in Max and Ruby) has a clubhouse.”
Ensley likes to call the cereal “Corn Pops” “Porn Cops”
Ensley loves to draw. Recently her “faces” started to actually look like faces. Here is a picture she drew of Daddy. If you ever see him when he wakes up in the morning there is a surprising resemblance.

I had to run something into the post office. Evan stayed in the car with the kids. He went to turn the car around and Ensley started to cry saying, “No yeave Mommy. No yeave Mommy.” Ensley thought that Evan had forgot about me and was leaving me at the post office.
We went out to lunch with some friends. Ensley and the other little girl we were with both got ice creams, but Evan got Ensley a milkshake and the other little girl got a cone. We could tell Ensley was very jealous of the cone. She said to the girl “You have mine. I have yours.”
I told Ensley to pick up her toys. She ran into her room, peaked her head out the door and yelled, “Mommy you mean. You mean Mom. You mean.” Has it started already? She’s already telling me I’m a bad Mom. You can only imagine the satisfaction the story gave my own mom–payback time.
Ensley: Baby Wheel eats milk and mommy’s tummy
Ensley’s already starting to learn the art of multi-tasking. Pottying and hair straightening at the same time takes practice. Especially when your power source is a toilet paper holder.

We were checking out at a store and Ensley said to the cashier, “Dis my Mommy. I yuv her so much.” The cashier lady said, “Are you going to love her forever and always?” Ensley said, “I weed dat in my woom” (referring to the Love You Forever book).
Posted on June 28th, 2009 by Lisa
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