I was making (Ensley was tasting) chicken pot pie. Ensley wanted some more dough. I told her I had to put the top on the pie first. She looked at me and said, “Mom, I can help. I’m a great topper!”
As Evan is leaving for work, “Daddy, stay away from lions and bears.”
Mom, come here! Look, there is a hexagon in our bathroom! (She actually was right, the vanity light fixture was a hexagon–that Dora, she really knows her shapes)
“I’m not grumpy. I’m just mad.”
If you say “potty words” in our house you have to go the bathroom. One day while changing clothes, Ensley was running around naked.
Mom: Ensley, go put pants on your bum.
Ensley: Mom, don’t say bum. Do you need to go to the bathroom?
At dinner one day Ensley told us all “Baby Will is a loser.”
Ensley and “the girls” were playing dress up one day. Ensley came running downstairs saying, “Mom, look I found my marry dress.” I couldn’t believe it. Ensley had found her blessing dress in her closet and was wearing it! She is a little obsessed about getting married these days (well, the flower and dress part at least) so she was so pleased to have found “her” dress.


Ensley has some serious bedtime delay tactics. Some of the best so far are:
We were trying to get Ensley to go to bed one night. My sister Rachel was in town and was mixing up some brownies (they weren’t cooking or even smelling yet). Ensley came running downstairs thinking she had come up with the perfect excuse “I smell brownies.”
“Mom, can you lay next to me?” “Mom, (rubbing my hair) you are so sleepy. You need to lay right here by me and go to sleep.”
We refer to head bands as “head bandaids” at our house.
Evan got up and left for work early one day–the bathroom still smelled like his deodorant. Ensley came running into our room yelling for Evan. I told her he had left for work. She said, “I know he’s here. I can smell him.”
Ensley starts and ends a large number of her sentences with “Actually”. For example, “Actually, Mom, I really wanted to not take a nap today, actually.”
Ensley loves overalls. One day she came into our room wearing Will’s twelve month old overalls. Sad part is, they actually (kind of) fit. They were giving her a major wedgy and complete high-waters, but not too tight. She didn’t quite understand why I wouldn’t let her wear them to run errands. She kept agruing that they fit because she could button them and “I really yuv dese.”
It ouches me!
That’s not fine!
I asked Ensley to carry something downstairs for me. “Sorry mom, but my big strong muscles aren’t awake yet.” Later that day she wanted to help with something and said, “Mom, my big strong muscles are awake now. I can help you.”
While we were driving, we started saying some tongue twisters. Evan said to Ensley: “Ens, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” Ensley thought about it for a minute and said, very proudly, “Five!”
My parents came up to see Ensley’s dance recital. This was her second dance recital. Ensley had a dance recital right before Christmas. My parents had given her flowers after her Christmas performance. As we were walking out from her spring concert she said, “I miss getting flowers.” Of course you know my parents stopped by the store on their way home and picked up a bunch of flowers.
Ensley and Evan butted heads one evening getting ready for bedtime. Trying to make things better, Evan decided to make up a good night story. Evan: “Ensley, what should the princess be named?” Ensley: “Princess Ensley” Evan: “Ok, what is the dragon’s name?” Ensley: “Dragon Daddy”.
Ensley talking about her dance teacher a few days after I broke my arm: “I love Mrs Michelle. She has two arms.”
Ensley thinks will has a “piggy tail.” She also thinks it’s removable. One day in the tub she said, “Mom, I promise, I wont pull it off. I just want to touch it.”
One day I was over at a friend’s house picking some of her strawberries. I thought Ensley had gone inside of her house. Well, a few minutes later I noticed she was missing. She had walked home, opened through the back gate, went into the house, got out a plate and placemat, and the strawberry cutter, and was sitting at the table having sliced strawberries while talking to my mom on my cell phone. She told my mom she was home alone. I’m so glad it was my mom who called and not anyone else–another event to put on my Mom of the year application.
Sometimes I’ll “call up” people and tell them things like, “Ensley isn’t being nice so she can’t play” or “looks like the park is closed today.” I thought I was so tricky. One day we were planning on going to the Farmer’s market. Ensley grabs my phone and says, “Hello, Mr. Farmer’s market man, we’re not coming because Mommy is being bossy.”
I had asked Ensley to not cut with my sissors. I walked past her in the kitchen and started talking to her. I didn’t even notice anything. All of the sudden she said, “Mom I am not cutting with your sissors.” Then she started to look a little more guilty and said, “Mom, your sissors are not behind my back.”
Ya mom, great idea! (I think it’s so cute when she says this. I guess I just have to savor the moments she actually agrees with me)
Ens: Mom, hurry up. We need to win Grandma home.
Mom: Ens, I’m driving fast. We can’t go too fast.
Ens: (Trying a different tactic) Mom, rapido, rapido. Did you know that means fast in Spanish?
After I had my first cast put on Ensley really wanted to go with me to the doctors to see them switch out my next cast. Once the doctor came into the room she pretty much never stopped talking (she was really excited) despite my best efforts. Some funny things did come out of her mouth:
“Hey bone doctor, look, my arm isn’t broken, all of my bones are inside me.”
The doctor was putting on the white inner layer of the cast. Ensley yelled at him. “Hey bone doctor. We want pink.” It look a little time to assure her that he hadn’t messed up and my cast would be pink in the end.
Ensley “prised” me by making her bed. One day she’ll regret this decision–once your mom knows you can make your bed you’re stuck doing it for the rest of your life.

Posted on June 29th, 2010 by Lisa
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